20 DIRTY QUESTIONS THAT CAN MAKE A GIRL GET WET

Want to seduce a girl with words? Use these 20 dirty questions to ask a girl over text and you can make her to do all the sexy dirty talking for you! Girls play hard to get almost all the time It’s a good thing though, or you wouldn’t really think she’s worth the effort. But sometimes, it’s easier to turn on a girl than date her. When it comes to dating a girl, she’d instinctively know you’re hitting on her. If you discreetly warm her up to your flirty touches, you’ll see that seducing a girl can be rather easy if she thinks you’re a great guy. If you know how to be discreet, you can make a girl fall for you or even turn her on in just a few conversations. But here, we’ll get to seducing a girl with just 20 simple questions, preferably via texts. Dirty questions to ask a girl and make her wet It’s easy to ask these 20 questions when you’re sitting with her, but if she feels uncomfortable or believes you’re trying too hard or going too fast, you may end up blowing your chances. And you’ll have a hard time making her like you again. On the other hand, by texting a few sexy questions to a girl, you can always make it seem like a joke if she doesn’t warm up to you. It’s easy, safe and a foolproof way to turn a girl on from a distance. Use these questions, and if you charm the girl the right way, you could charm the pants off her and make out with her by the time you reach the twentieth question! The right questions to ask a girl Just use these questions and keep the conversation going by answering any other questions she may ask. It’ll all work out in your favor if you play it carefully and stick to these 20 questions all along the way. And the best part, it’ll work wonders if she’s your girlfriend or even if she’s a flirty girl you have a crush on. Ask her these questions late at night for best results! #1 Are you alone? This question is perfect to understand if she’s idle and all alone at home. You obviously can’t flirt or talk sex if her friends are around her. Say something bold like “I wish I could be there with you” when she reciprocates with an affirmative. #2 What are you doing right now? Play it nice and slow. This can help you be certain that she’s alone and bored enough to give you her complete attention. #3 Do you like cuddling when you lie in bed? Warm her up to a flirty conversation without overstepping the line. This can help open her up by talking about cuddling with someone else. #4 What do you wear when you go to bed? / What are you wearing? A curious question that’s perfect to ask a girl when she’s in bed already. It’s personal, and yet not too sexual. Say something like “Gosh, I can only imagine how cute you look right now” when she describes herself. If it’s your girlfriend, ask her what’s she’s wearing and if she doesn’t mention her lingerie *which she may not without a bit of coaxing*, ask about her lingerie and also the color. A perfect start. #5 What do you think you look sexiest in? Get her to talk sexual by talking about her sexy clothing. It’s flattering and definitely sexual. #6 Have you ever watched someone else make out accidentally or on purpose? This question gets both of you in the mood. And yet, by directing it at a third person, you can avoid any uncomfortable situation at the start. #7 Has a guy even touched you or discreetly groped you while clubbing or in a crowded place? Girls have a thing about sexual groping. Even if it’s accidental, it’s something they just don’t forget. You can answer something like “I wish I could have been that guy!” after she tells you about an incident she likes. #8 Have you ever made out with a guy just because you were horny at that time? Find out if she’s a girl who can be coaxed into having sex with a guy in the heat of the moment. #9 If you had a pair of x-ray glasses, which part of a guy’s body *below his shoulders* would you see first? Time to get naughty. Really, how many things can a girl take a look at below a guy’s shoulders? Let her answer the question so you always make it seem like she’s the one talking dirty and not you. #10 Do you like boxers or briefs? This is a clichéd question and even if a girl doesn’t care about it, she’d most probably say that she likes a boxer. Answer this question by telling her what you’re wearing. The whole focus here is to get her to think of your package without really making it obvious. #11 What’s your secret move to turn a guy on? By asking her to visualize making out with a guy and describe it to you, you’re making her fantasize about sex. And at the same time, she may go into details just to prove how good she is sexually. #12 If there’s one place a guy should touch you to make you horny, which is that? This goes straight to sex and arousal. And if she does answer this truthfully, in all probability, she’s already aroused. #13 Does a massage make you wet? A full body massage makes almost all girls wet. You can always tell her something like “Just so you know, I came first in my masseuse class and I would love to give you a massage. And don’t worry, now that I know you get horny while getting a massage, I’ll linger in all the right places.” #14 If I kissed your lips accidentally while kissing goodbye, would you mind it? Make her imagine your kiss. It’s a perfect question to get her to pucker up. #15 Do you like giving an oral or getting one? No matter what she answers, you can always answer with the opposite of what she says. If she likes giving an oral, say you like getting it. If she likes getting it, tell her you love giving it! #16 How do you think my body would look better, shaved or natural? Isn’t it a nice thought to know that the girl you like is picturing you naked the minute you ask her this question? #17 What should a guy do to make you wet? Get straight to the sweet spot. And when she does answer this question, talk about question #12 again and get descriptive about her pleasure spots. #18 If I were whispering all these questions in your ear, would you be turned on? If you’ve got the conversation going this far, she’s obviously wet already. But it always sounds a lot better hearing it from the girl you’re texting. #19 If you didn’t have a boyfriend, do you think we would have made out with each other? / If I were with you right now, do you think we would have kissed each other? This question can actually get you into her bed, but you need to wait for the last question to get an invitation from her. #20 If a guy wants to come over to your place and make out with you right now, would you like that? Don’t talk about yourself just yet, unless you already know she wants you to come over. If she answers “yes”, go full speed ahead to her place. Otherwise, play the seduction game for a few more minutes before telling her you want to come to her place right that instant.

DOCTOR SAYS LOOKING AT BUSTY WOMEN FOR 10 MUNITES A DAY IS GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH.

Staring at busty women can lengthen your life, scientists have proved. A German study, published in the New England Journal of Medicine, concludes that staring at women’s breasts for a few minutes daily is better for your health than going to the gym. “Just 10 minutes of looking at the charms of well-endowed females is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out,” said author Dr Karen Weatherby, an expert on ageing. The research team, led by Dr Weatherby, spent five years monitoring the effects of this unique discovery. The men who were told to stare at bosoms daily had lower blood pressure and slower resting pulse rates and also decreased their risk of coronary artery disease. Dr Weatherby explained: “Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. “There’s no question – gazing at large breasts makes men healthier.” She also recommends that men over 40 should spend at least 10 minutes daily admiring breasts sized D-cup or larger. Watch this video.

HOW I SURVIVED TWO DAYS UNDER THE ATLANTIC OCEAN - NIGERIA CHEF OF CHEVRON'S SHIPWRECKED TUGBOAT (JASCON4).

The chef of a tugboat that capsized spent more than two days underwater in the submerged vessel by surviving in an airpocket. Okene Harrison is one of a tug's 12 person crew aboard the Jascon 4 to survive last month's tragedy off the coast of Nigeria. He was eventually rescued by a team of divers. His story below as reported by TheNat:ion In the early hours of May 26, the cook onboard AHT Jascon 4, an oil service tugboat working for Chevron, left his bed. Harrison Okene is an early riser; he loves to get a headstart over his colleagues aboard. The vessel was one of many on the fleet of West Africa Ventures (WAV), a Nigerian subsidiary of Dutch-based marine contractor, Sea Truck Group. The time was just about 4.30am. He went to the bathroom to ease himself as he listened to the familiar sound of the vessel cutting through the choppy waters of the Atlantic Ocean. In other cabins, crew members comprising four cadets on industrial training from the Maritime Academy of Nigeria, Oron, Akwa Ibom State, were fast asleep, with their doors firmly secured behind. The menace of sea pirates and other marauders, who routinely rob, attack and abduct crew members of such vessel, forced vessels operating in the region to enforce strict security measures once it is dark. The dozen seamen, comprising 11 Nigerians and the Ukrainian captain of the vessel, bolted their doors behind on the night of May 25 before going to bed. The boat was on a routine assignment with a tanker vessel at the Single Buoy Mooring (SBM) #3 in the BOP, a crude loading terminal of CNL. It seemed to be going on so well until that morning when, after a sudden violent turn, it plunged into the Atlantic, which may have now become its final resting place. What caused the rugged tugboat, which was built in 2004, to keel over was yet unknown at the time of this report. Chevron’s General Manager in charge of Policy, Government and Public Affairs, Mr. Deji Haastrup, said initial report indicated that the accident was caused by a “sudden ocean swell”. That ‘ocean swell’ also began a nearly 72-hour ordeal under the belly of the Atlantic Ocean for the cherub-faced Okene, who was barely days away from marking the fifth anniversary of his wedding to his heartthrob, Akpos. A source, who pleaded for anonymity, said: “It was about 5am when the accident occurred. The vessel was one of the three towing a tanker to the loading point when it occurred. The sea was very rough and the wave was beating on the vessel and it was windy and turbulent. The tension rope snapped and obviously unbalanced the vessel thereby causing it to capsize.” Okene was dazed by the turn of event. He recalled in an exclusive interview with The Nation on Tuesday: “I was dazed and everywhere was dark as I was thrown from one end of the small cubicle to another. “I made my way out of the toilet, groped through the dark into a place I imagined was the officers’ rest room. From there I moved to engineers’ office. I wasn’t seeing (anything), I was just feeling my way with my hands. I knew that if there is a vent, I would find a door, key and the knob. When I find a door, I try and get something (a stopper) to keep it open.” Naked, except for a pair of black boxers short, Okene started the long road to survival. He moved from one part of the vessel to the other until he found an object with two flashing lights. “I saw a light vest with two lights. It showed me that that was a room. When I went to another room, I saw a draw with tools. I took out the lights (from the vest) and put them inside my boxers.” When he located the part of the sunken vessel where he felt safest, Harrison began the long wait for rescue, if it would come. He said he spent the time playing back the tape of his life, thinking about his wife, mother, family and friends. As he waited, the water started to rise in the cabin, so he took out two mattresses he got from the cabin and stacked one on the other. Working with some of the tools he got from the office, he built a rack on top the platform down, praying and waiting. “I prayed about a hundred times. When I was tired, I started calling on the name of God. I was just calling on His name for divine intervention. I started reminiscing on the verses I read before I slept. I read the Bible from Psalm 54 to 92. My wife had sent me the verses to read that night when she called me before I went to bed.” Unwanted Visitors As he waited and prayed, Okene pondered the fate of his friends and colleagues, most of whom he chatted, played and laughed with the night before the accident. After what seemed like eternity inside the dark lonely confinement, he felt the movement of unwanted visitors in the form of fishes (sharks or/and barracudas) swimming in and out of the adjoining spaces. Then he heard sounds as if the fishes were either fighting or eating something big that could possibly be the flesh of dead men. “At that point I was very scared,” he said. But determined not to go down without a fight, he groped in the dark for a weapon to defend himself if the invaders entered his space. He found it in the form of a plank. “I said so this is how I am going to die? What would happen to my wife? So, she will become a widow. I don’t even have a child yet. What about my mother and everybody I love? So I will never see them again!” He was cold (temperature was put at about freezing point), hungry and scared as the time ticked away, but his major concern was for survival. He had no clock with him, so he didn’t even know that he had been there for about two days. After what seemed like eternity, he said he heard humming like that of a boat’s engine. “Then I heard sound like anchor dropping again. I also heard sound of paddling and divers’ craft moving around the boat. I also heard hammering sound from afar.” The sound lifted him. But with the size of the boat, it would take a miracle for the rescue diver to locate him. He decided to make it easier for them. Waddling through the room, he found more tools, including a hammer. He began to strip the wall of the cabin until he got to the steel body. “I started using the hammer to hit the wall to attract the divers. I heard them moving about. They were far away from where I was. I did that for some minutes and stopped. After a while, the sound died.” As the sound of the rescue team drifted away, his hopes for rescue petered out with it. “No Survivor” Meanwhile, back at the base, the management of the firm had contacted relatives of those on board. Rumours were rife that all 12 crew died. Among those who heard the report on Monday evening were Okene’s elder brother and his sister-in-law. They were told that the bodies of victims had been found. His wife said a family friend called that she should be advised to go and identify her husband’s remains. Worried about how to break the sad news to his mother and wife, the older Okene deceived the mother that there was a family meeting in Lagos. He intended to break the news to her there in the presence of older relatives who would manage the situation. Recalling the drama, his mother said: “As we were going to Lagos that Tuesday, his elder brother kept calling and he was always talking in codes and hushed tone. I was curious, but he assured me that it was just business discussions with clients. “I did not know that Odjegba (Okene) was involved in an accident at sea and that was why he was acting suspicious and that was why they were dragging me to Lagos,” Mrs. Okene told our reporter. He’s alive Underwater, minutes or hours later, he couldn’t tell, but soon after the first rescuer left without locating him, Okene said he heard another sound. This time it got closer and he could feel movement in the water underneath him. Sensing that the latest team held the keys to his escape from a slow, sad death, Okene jumped into the icy water and went in search of his rescuer. “My hands and feet were very white (pale). When I located him, I was the one who touched the diver, I touched his head and he was shocked. He was searching and I just saw the light, so I jumped into the water. As he was shocked, he stretched out his hands. I touched him.” The news was quickly relayed to the rescue ship through video camera and other communication gadgets attached to the diver. The confirmation of a survivor elicited jubilation. Okene said he heard voices from the diver’s speaker shouting “there is a survivor, he is alive.” Locating the survivor was the first part of the difficult task for the multinational Search and Rescue team, which immediately started the process of bringing him out of the water alive and with minimum damage. His rescuer, a South African identified simply as Nico, was amazed by his calmness as he waited for his evacuation. Asked how he managed to remain so calm, he said: “At that point, I knew there was nothing I could do for myself again. God had done the most part. I just had to wait and see.” A safety rope and oxygen mask were later deployed. But before he could be brought out, his body pressure had to be kept at a safe level. So, a vial of warm water was also sent down for a quick bath after which he and the diver got into the decompression chamber (DCC) for the journey back to ‘life’. At 7pm, over 60 hours after he went into the toilet, Okene was brought out of the ill-fated Jascon 4 alive. A statement from the vessel owners confirmed this development: “We are able to report that divers have found and identified one survivor, Mr Okene Harrison. He was the vessel’s cook and of Nigerian nationality. Mr Harrison was medically examined and he is currently in a stable condition and under treatment on board the diving support vessel.” Okene described how he felt when he first came out of the water: “When we came out, I saw the stars in the sky and I thought I must have been in the water for the whole day. I thought it was the Sunday evening. It was after I left the DCC that I was told that I had spent over two days there,” he recalled with a smile. Meanwhile, his wife of five years was completely in the dark about what her husband was going through. She thought he was still at work, while those who wanted to communicate the ‘sad’ news were unable to reach her because she had misplaced her GSM handset hours before the accident. “I will just attribute everything to the grace of God,” Mrs. Akpos Okene said. Rescue Operation is called off On Friday morning, one survivor and 10 bodies after, WAV called off the rescue operation, much to the angst of family members of the last seafarer, who until then were hoping for a miraculous story similar to Okene’s. A statement by the company said, “The search and rescue operation that has been under way since 26 May has had to be stopped for safety reasons.” It said the upside-down position of the vessel made it unstable and risky to its rescue divers. WAV CEO Jacques Roomans extended the company’s “deepest sympathy” to all affected family members. Nevertheless, grieving families are asking questions about what led to the fatal accident that took 11 lives? Was it failure of equipment? Was it human error? Whatever the answers, they will be no consolation for the families of Richard Egbe, Basil, parents of four students of MAN, Oron, who got drowned. Okene said, in spite of his good fortune, he was saddened by the death of so many friends, noting that their deaths showed him that not everybody gets a second chance at life. “We know how much we owe God for this,” his wife said. You May Also Like -

PICTURES OF DELTA STATE UNIVERSITY LECTURER THROWN OUT AFTER HE TRIED MOLESTING A FEMALE STUDENT WHO THEN SET HIM UP.

OGA.   The naked man in the picture above is a lecturer in Delta state university , Theartre Arts department and the incident happened some days ago.
According to the gist , the lecturer had threatened to fail one of his female student Tega if she refuse to sleep with him.
Initially, Tega had rejected his advances but when mr lecturers wahala became plenty then he threatened to fail her, Tega gave in. Well kinda..
Somehow, she was able to convince the lecturer to let them have the sex in her apartment instead of a hotel room.
When mr lecturer showed up on Tegas place on a friday she let him in but purposely left her doors unlocked and got her lecturer to take off his clothes, ready for action.
Unknown to him, Tega had arranged with her male friend and neighbors that they were to barge into her room once she got him completely naked.
Fortunately, everything worked according to plan and courtesy of mr lecturer's libido and wahala, he is now a famous man. Hahaha...
What do you think should be done to him?

The naked man in the picture above is a lecturer in Delta State University, Theatre Arts department and the incident happened on friday (5 days ago)

According to our reader who sent us the gist, the lecturer had threatened to fail one of his female students Tega if she refused to sleep with him.

Initially, Tega had rejected his advances, but when Mr Lecturer's wahala became plenty, then he threatened to fail her, Tega gave in. Well kinda.

Cos somehow, she was able to convince her lecturer to let them have the sex at her apartment instead of a hotel room. - See more at: http://www.kanyiokeke.com/2013/06/pictures-of-delta-state-university.html?utm_source=BP_recent#sthash.fejYhNOd.dpuf

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 The naked man in the picture above is a lecturer in Delta State University, Theatre Arts department and the incident happened on friday (5 days ago)

TAccording to our reader who sent us the gist, the lecturer had threatened to fail one of his female students Tega if she refused to sleep with him.

Initially, Tega had rejected his advances, but when Mr Lecturer's wahala became plenty, then he threatened to fail her, Tega gave in. Well kinda.

Cos somehow, she was able to convince her lecturer to let them have the sex at her apartment instead of a hotel room. - See more at: http://www.kanyiokeke.com/2013/06/pictures-of-delta-state-university.html?utm_source=BP_recent#sthash.fejYhNOd.dpuf

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