NATIONAL OPEN UNIVERSITY OF NIGERIA (APPLICATION FOR ADMISSION INTO CERTIFICATE, DIPLOMA, UDERGRADUATE, POST GRADUATE DIPLOMA, MASTER DEGREE PROGRAMME AND DOCTOR OF PHILOSOPHY PROGRAMMES FOR 2012/2013

National Open University of Nigeria OFFICE OF THE REGISTRAR APPLICATION FOR ADMISSION INTO CERTIFICATE, DIPLOMA, UNDERGRADUATE, POST GRADUATE DIPLOMA, MASTERS DEGREE PROGRAMME AND DOCTOR OF PHILOSOPHY PROGRAMMES FOR 2012/2013 Applications are hereby invited from suitably qualified candidates for admission into the National Open University of Nigeria (NOUN) for studies leading to various awards in the University’s Certificate, Diploma, Undergraduate, Postgraduate Diploma, Masters Degree Programmes and Doctor of Philosophy Programmes of the National Open University of Nigeria for 2012/2013 academic session. 1. PROGRAMMES A. CENTRE FOR LIFE LONG LEARNING AND WORKPLACE TRAINING I. Certificate Programmes i. Proficiency Certificate Programmes Programme Code a) Call Centre Skills 0004 b)Mobile Phone Repair 0005 ii. University (Academic) Certificate Programmes a) Computer Literacy 1004 b) Dental Office Practice 1017 II Diploma Programmes a) Business Communication 1201 b) Entrepreneurship 1205 c) Financial Management 1206 d) Marketing 1207 e) Medical Office Practice 1208 B. SCHOOL OF ARTS AND SOCIAL SCIENCES i. University (Academic) Certificate Programmes Programme Code a) Christian Theology 2001 b) Arabic & Islamic Studies 2002 c) French 2003 ii. Diploma Programmes a) Christian Theology 2102 b) Arabic & Islamic Studies 2103 c) French 2104 iii. Undergraduate Degree Programmes a) Criminology and Security Studies 2201 b) Peace Studies and Conflict Resolution 2202 c) Mass Communication 2204 d) English 2205 e) French and International Relations 2206 f) Christian Theology 2207 g) Islamic Studies 2208 iv. Postgraduate Diploma Programmes a) Criminology and Security Studies 2301 b) Mass Communication 2302 c) Peace Studies and Conflict Resolution 2303 d) Christian Theology 2305 v. Masters Degree Programmes a) M.Sc. Mass Communication 2401 b) M.Sc. Peace Studies and Conflict Resolution 2402 vi. M. Phil/Ph.D Programmes a) Ph.D French 2501 b) Ph.D Christian Theology 2502 c) Ph.D Islamic Studies 2503 d) Ph.D English (Language/Literary Studies) 2505 C. SCHOOL OF MANAGEMENT SCIENCES i. Undergraduate programmes Programme Code a) Cooperatives Management 3201 b) Hospitality Management 3206 c) Entrepreneurial & Business Management 3204 e) Accounting (in collaboration with ICAN) 3205 ii. Postgraduate Diploma Programmes a) Financial Management 3309 b) Public Administration 3311 c) Business Administration 3313 iii. Master Degrees a) Master of Business Administration (MBA) 3413 b) Master of Public Administration (MPA) 3415 iv Doctor of Philosophy (Ph.D)Programme (By Research) a) Public Admistration D. SCHOOL OF EDUCATION i. Undergraduate Programmes Programme Code Science Education a) Agricultural Science 4201 b) Biology 4202 c) Chemistry 4203 d) Integrated Science 4204 e) Information Technology 4205 f) Mathematics 4206 g) Physics 4207 h) Business Education 4212 Arts & Humanities Education i) Early Childhood Education 4208 j) English 4209 k) French 4210 l) Primary Education 4211 ii Postgraduate Diploma Programmes a) Postgraduate Diploma in Education (PGDE) 4301 iii. Master of Education (M.Ed.) Programmes a) Educational Administration and Planning 4401 b) Science Education 4402 c) Educational Technology 4403 iv Doctor of Philosophy Programmes (By Research & Course Work) a) Educational Administration and Planning 4501 b) Science Education 4502 c) Educational Technology 4503 d) Mathematical Education 4504 E. SCHOOL OF SCIENCE AND TECHNOLOGY i. Undergraduate Programmes Programme Code a) Agricultural Extension & Management 5201 b) Communication Technology 5202 c) Computer Science 5203 d) Data Management 5204 e) Environmental Science & Resource Management 5205 f) Mathematics 5208 g) Mathematics/Computer Science 5209 h) Community Health 5211 ii. Postgraduate Diploma Programmes a) Agricultural Extension & Management 5301 b) Digital Communication 5302 c) HIV/AIDS Education and Management 5303 d) Mobile Communications Technology (Wireless) 5304 e) Information Technology 5305 iii. M.Sc. Programme a) Information Technology (with Internet Applications) 5401 iv Doctor of Philosophy Programmes (By Research) a) Crop Science 5504 b) Animal Science 5505 c) Biology 5506 d) Chemistry 5507 F. SCHOOL OF LAW i. Undergraduate Programme Programme Code LLB (Law) Degree Programme 6201 ii. Post Graduate Diploma Programme Legislative Drafting 6301 2. ADMISSION REQUIREMENTS I. CERTIFICATE PROGRAMMES a) Proficiency Certificate Programmes i. No previous experience or qualification is necessary. Note: Candidates for Proficiency Certificate will NOT be qualified to proceed to a Certificate / Diploma programmes without possessing the requisite basic qualifications. b) University (Academic) Certificate Programmes i Junior Secondary School Certificate. ii Evidence of Secondary School Attendance or SSCE, GCE O/L, NABTEB and TC II attempted. II DIPLOMA PROGRAMMES i. At least two (2) credits at not more than two (2) in SSCE/GCE O’Level/NECO/NABTEB and TCII. ii Holders of National Open University of Nigeria’s Academic Certificate. iii Mature Candidates, that is, candidates aged 30 years and above , with relevant work experience of not less than 10 years may be considered on their merit. III. UNDERGRADUATE PROGRAMMES a) 100 LEVEL Five credits in the SSCE/GCE O’Level/NECO/NABTEB or equivalents at not more than two (2) sittings obtained in subjects relevant to the proposed field(s) of study. Teachers’ Grade II Certificate with a minimum of five merits or its combination with any of the certificates listed under (i) to obtain equivalent of five credits at ‘O’ levels. Candidates seeking admission into School of Law must have five (5) credits including English Language, Literature in English and at least a Pass in Mathematics at not more than two (2) sittings in NECO/SSCE or GCE O/L only. The School of Arts and Social Sciences requires that one of the five credits or merits must be in English Language, while at least two (2) should be in subjects relevant to the proposed field. For School of Management Sciences, the credit passes at Ordinary Level must include English and Mathematics. For School of Education, the credit passes must include Mathematics for Science Education applicants and English Language for all humanities. Additionally, those in Science Education must have credit in English Language. For School of Science and Technology, the credit passes must include Mathematics and English Language. The minimum entry requirement for B.Sc Environmental Studies and Management Sciences is five (5) O’Level (SSCE/NECO/GCE or NABTEB) Credits at not more than two sittings including: English Language and Mathematics and any of Geography, Physics, Chemistry, Biology, Agricultural Science and Economics. b) 200 LEVEL (For Direct Entry) National Diploma from recognised institutions. Nigerian Certificate in Education (NCE) in subject(s) relevant to the proposed programme of study with a minimum of one merit and two passes. International Baccalaureates, Interim Joint Matriculation Board (IJMB) with at least two ‘A’ level papers in relevant subjects and pre-requisites number of ‘O’ level credit passes. Candidates for entry into School of Law must have a minimum of second class (lower) degree from any recognized university with at least five credits including English language, literature in English and a pass in Mathematics at not more than two sittings in NECO/SSCE or GCE ‘O’ level only. Candidates for entry into Bachelor of Nursing Science(BNSc) must have the following qualifications: A Registered Nurse Certificate. Five (5) credit pass in not more than two sittings in SSCE/NECO/GCE or NABTEB in the following subjects: English Language, Mathematics, Chemistry, Biology and Physics. Candidates for entry into B.Sc Community Health in the School of Science & Technology may be admitted into 200 level of the programme provided they have the following qualification: Five (5) credit pass in not more than two sittings in SSCE/NECO/GCE or NABTEB in the following subjects: English Language, Mathematics, Chemistry, Biology, and either Physic, Geography and Economics. A registered and licensed Community Health Extension Worker with a Diploma in Community Health Extension (Ordinary National Diploma) and with not less than two years post qualification experience. Candidates for entry into School of Science & Technology may be admitted into 300 level of the programme provided they have the following qualification: Fresh holders of registered nurse certificate (NRN) with fives (5) credit Passes at not more than two sittings in SSCE/NECO/GCE or NABTEB in English language,Mathematics,Physics,Chemistry and Biology. Holders of registered nurse certificate (NRN) with a minimum of three years post qualification experience. Admission of candidates into 300 levels B.Sc Accounting in the School of Management Sciences will not be applicable for this session. Other Requirements Five credit passes at SSCE/GCE ‘O’ and ‘A’ level must be in subjects relevant to the proposed field(s) of study. A credit level pass in Mathematics is required for all sciences and technology, business education and science education programmes. A pass in Mathematics may be considered for social sciences programmes. Also a pass in English language may be considered for Physics and Mathematics programmes. Candidates applying for B.A. English, B.A. (Ed) English and B.Sc. Mass Communication must have a credit in Literature in English. Prior knowledge and relevant work experience (including first degree/ HND/RN) may be considered for advanced placement and waiver. Candidates awaiting results of any relevant examination may also apply; they should however note that processing of application will not be completed until entry requirements are met. IV. ACCESS PROGRAMME Candidates who do not possess the requirement for entry into an undergraduate programme will be required to register into the Access Programme which syllabus has been designed to be equivalent to ordinary level certificate syllabus of the respective subjects. The subjects available under the Access Programme are: Mathematics, English Language, Biology, Chemistry, Physics and Literature in English. Candidates must pass the Access courses registered for in the Access programme before proceeding to undertake any undergraduate programme. V. POSTGRADUATE DIPLOMA PROGRAMMES a) Candidates seeking admission must possess either Bachelor Degree Certificates or equivalent from institutions recognised by the Senate of NOUN; or be b) Holders of HND with a minimum of Lower Credit from institutions recognised by the Senate of NOUN. c) Candidates seeking admission into the School of Law must possess a minimum of L.L.B degree. VI. MASTERS DEGREE PROGRAMMES a) A first degree from a University recognised by the Senate of NOUN in a related field of study. b) A postgraduate diploma in a related field from a University recognised by Senate may also be admitted. c) A good honours degree in Education (Arts, Languages, Sciences, Social Sciences, Vocational and Technical subjects) from any University recognised by the Senate of NOUN. Note: Candidates may be required to satisfy additional requirements by specific Schools VII. DOCTOR OF PHILOSOPHY PROGRAMMES A Masters Degree from a University recognized by Senate of NOUN in related field of study, with a minimum score average of not less than 60% and above or Cumulative Grade Point Average (CGPA) of not less than 3.5on a 5-point scale. Candidates who had not obtained the M.Phil prior to application will be required to enroll for the M.Phil/Ph.D in the first instance and would be upgraded to Ph.D student status after satisfactory performance. The M.Phil/Ph.D programme is either by research or course work and research based. Candidates for Ph.D Programmme will be invited for an interactive session with the School of Postgraduate Studies before an offer of admission is made. Candidates are advised to forward transcript of their academic records and three (3) referees report, 2 of which must be from persons very well acquainted with the candidate’s academic work, to the Dean of the School from which admission is requested. Note: Candidates may be required to satisfy additional requirements by specific Schools. 3. DURATION OF PROGRAMMES NOUN operates a flexible mode of study which allows a student to determine the pace, place, time and medium of study. Students’ support facilities are available at all our Study Centres nationwide. 4. METHOD OF APPLICATION (E-APPLICATION) The entire process is electronic and online and operates 24-hours a day. The method of application is as follows: 1. Walk into any of these participating banks: BANKS ACCOUNT NUMBERS First City Monument Bank - 0692050676806001 Oceanic Bank - 0011201014775 Zenith Bank - 8080100669 Skye Bank PLC - 1361790017208 Pay as follow for NOUN application forms: PLEASE NOTE THAT NOUN WOULD NOT BE LIABLE FOR ANY PAYMENT MADE INTO ANY ACCOUNT OTHER THAN THE ABOVE DESIGNATED BANKS AND ACCOUNT NUMBERS. 2. Pay as follows for NOUN application forms: Undergraduate Programmes N5,000.00 (Five thousand naira only) Postgraduate (PGD and Masters) Programmes N7, 500.00 (seven thousand five hundred naira only). Doctor of Philosophy (Ph.D) Programmes N10, 000.00 (ten thousand naira only). Obtain a NOUN Teller specially designed for NOUN for the purpose of payment. After payment collect an application (PIN) number from the Bank. Go to a cyber café or anywhere you can have an internet access and use your Application pin. Type www.noun.edu.ng and click on application form. Use your Application pin number to access your NOUN online application form. Complete the application by providing the required information. After completion, the candidate can re-open the form as often as he/she likes, before submitting. Having completed all the above steps, you may submit your form by clicking the submit button at the bottom of the displayed screen. You can now print out your provisional admission letter. Applicants are advised to insist on paying the stipulated cost only and obtain official receipt at the point of payment. Note: All applicants who had purchased completed and submitted their forms before this advertisement should note that their forms would be processed along with the new ones and need not re-apply. Please find below the addresses of NOUN Study Centres for your information: Abeokuta Study Centre Defunct SDP Secretariat, Okemosan, Abeokuta Ogun State. Tel:08065967348 Abuja Study Centre Annex/Planning Office No.3 Dar- Es-Salaam Street, Wuse II, Abuja, FCT. Tel: 08034508107 Ado-Ekiti Study Centre Government Housing Estate,Are Afao Road, Ado-Ekiti Ekiti State. Tel: 08037145820, 08057510828 Akure Study Centre, Oba Afinbiowo Estate, Idanre Road, Former Party Secretariat, Akure,Ondo State. Tel:08037171262;08033320842; 08033911236 Asaba Study Centre Federal College of Education Technical, Asaba, Delta State Tel:08023503641 Awa Ijebu Community Study Centre Kilometre 17, Ibadan – Ijebu Ode Road Off Sawmill, Awa Ijebu, Ogun State. Tel: 08030689935 Awka Study Centre, Defunct Party Building, P.M.B. 2017, Abagana, Anambra State Tel: 080377056993 08046126108, 08045104479 Bauchi Study Centre, Former NRC Building Federal Low Cost Housing Estate, Bauchi, Bauchi State. 08034047622, 08038053242, 07093315663, 08025598082 Benin Study Centre, Ikenwa Road (Old SDP Secretariat), Benin City, Edo State. Tel: 08033862232, 08055221367;08033501447; 08036014356,08036014356 Calabar Study Centre Women Development Centre, Ekpo Archibong Street (Parliament Building), Calabar, Cross River State Tel: 08034000661, 08037083021 Damaturu Study Centre, Former Amusement Park, Maiduguri Road, Damaturu, Yobe State. Tel: 08036148866, 08022032969, 08054912177 07028175757 Dutse Study Centre 3rd Floor, Federal Government Secretariat, Kiyawa Road, Dutse, Jigawa State. Tel: 08063435153, 08028722780 Enugu Study Centre Nike-Lake Road, Enugu Enugu State. Tel: 08035063322, 08053130530 Gombe Study Centre, Federal Low Cost, After All Saint College, P.M.B 136, Gombe State. Tel:08036458586, 08024691343, 08054337992 Gusau Study Centre Federal College of Education, Technical, Gusau. Zamfara State. Ibadan Study Centre Former Party Secretariat, Faith Clinic Road, Ijokodo Junction, Sango-Eleyele, PMB 5061, Ibadan, Oyo State. Tel: 08033358864, 08033911236, 08034448621 Ilorin Study Centre, Kulenle Housing Estate, Off Jebba Road, Ilorin, Kwara State. Tel: 08033925539, 08033334161, 08033588161 08035773770, 08033597996 Jalingo Study Centre, No 25 Donga Road ,Jalingo Taraba State 08039671300, 08088972413 08038522810 Jos Study Centre Former SDP Office along Lomay International Hotel Road, Sabon Barkin, Jos, Plateau State. Tel: 08065992216, 08022852361, 08036050221 Kaduna Study Centre Old NETC Kaduna Campus by Trade Fair Complex, Zaria Road, Kaduna, Kaduna State Tel:08033334161,08036196458 062-316565 Kano Study Centre Independence Road, Sauna, Kano State. Tel: 08068242153, 07065699577, 0805435561, 07025794370 Katsina Study Centre, Opposite Katsina State House of Assembly, Kaita Road, Katsina, Katsina State Tel: 08039254319 08065279762, 08035941100 Lafia Study Centre Former Ministry of Science & Technology, Off Makurdi Road, Lafia, Nassarawa State Tel:08026327378, 08056044331, 08032813477 Lagos Study Centre Nigeria Education Research DC Development Council (NERDC) Building No.3-4 NERDC Council Road, Agidingbi, Ikeja, Lagos. Lagos State Tel: 08055272941, 08023210847 08033029993, 08035839076 08023600285, 08034081231 Lokoja Study Centre Defunct NRC Secretariate Opposite Bishop Delisle College, Lokoja, Kogi State. Tel: 08057985579, 08035877285, 08068406722, 08065756063 Maiduguri Study Centre Baga Road, Maiduguri Borno State Tel: 08023761070 Makurdi Study Centre, Former NDE Office, Opposite Mechanic Village, Kanshio, Makurdi, Benue State. Tel:08038182206, 08032063856 Minna Study Centre NRC Party Office Off Bosso Road, Minna,Niger State Tel: 08035899214, 08059462297, 08029118060 08036125998 Ogori Community Centre NOUN Study Centre, Ogori Civic Centre Ogori. Kogi State. Tel: 08034138580 Osogbo Study Centre, NRC Defunct Party Building Opposite Bestoil Petrol Station, Ilesha Road, Osogbo, Osun State. Tel: 08033678044, 08033231111 Otukpo Study Centre 59/60 Upu Road, Otukpo, Benue State. Tel: 08035936950 Owerri Study Centre Federal Polytechnic, 1036, Owerri/Aba Road, Nekede,Owerri,Imo State. Tel: 08037630840,08063812465 Port-Harcourt Study Centre Rivers State College of Education, St John’s Campus, Aba Road, PMB 5047, Port-Harcourt, Rivers State Tel: 08033392374, 0807083021, 08037047388, 08055339173 Sokoto Study Centre Shehu Shagari College of Education, PMB 2129 Birnin Kebbi Road Sokoto State Tel 0806555042 08035149362 Umudike Study Centre, National Root Crop Research Institute, PMB 7296, Umudike, Umuahia, Abia State Tel: 08028339222. Uyo Study Centre, 3 Mbaba Afia Street Off Aka Road, Uyo, Akwa-Ibom State Tel: 08035864487, 08070830121 Yenagoa Study Centre Former Beautification Committee Office, House of Assembly Quarters, Road, Opposite 2nd Gate Ekeki-Yenagoa, Bayelsa State Tel: 08035416315, 08036769473 Yola Study Centre Army Barracks Road, Yola, Adamawa State Tel: 08035828761 NOUN Special Study Centre for the Nigerian Air Force, Kaduna, 325 Training Ground, Nigerian Airforce Base, Kawo, Kaduna State. Tel:08033209870, 08058618553 NOUN Special Study Centre for the Nigerian Prisons, Kirikiri, Maximum Security Prisons, P.M.B 1012, Kirikiri, Apapa, Lagos. Tel: 08088961399 NOUN Special Study Centre for the Nigerian Army, Sobi, Army School of Education PMB 1410, Sobi Cantonment, Ilorin, Kwara State. Tel: 08023193051, 08037038599, 08033597996 NOUN Special Study Centre for the Nigerian Navy, Lagos. Training Blk B, NNS Quorra, Marina Beach, Apapa, Lagos Tel: 08033068874 NOUN Special Study Centre for the Nigerian Security and Civil Defence Corps, Abuja, NSCDC Headquarters. Abuja, FCT. Tel. 08033142196 NOUN Special Study Centre for the Nigerian Immigration Service, Abuja NIS Training Centre. Immigration, Headquarters. Wuse Abuja. Tel:08077277753 NOUN Special Study Centre National Union of Road Transport Workers (NURTW) No. 8, Plot 1236,Sapele Street,Garki II, Abuja Sgd Josephine O. Akinyemi (Mrs) Registrar

20 DIRTY QUESTIONS THAT CAN MAKE A GIRL GET WET

Want to seduce a girl with words? Use these 20 dirty questions to ask a girl over text and you can make her to do all the sexy dirty talking for you! Girls play hard to get almost all the time It’s a good thing though, or you wouldn’t really think she’s worth the effort. But sometimes, it’s easier to turn on a girl than date her. When it comes to dating a girl, she’d instinctively know you’re hitting on her. If you discreetly warm her up to your flirty touches, you’ll see that seducing a girl can be rather easy if she thinks you’re a great guy. If you know how to be discreet, you can make a girl fall for you or even turn her on in just a few conversations. But here, we’ll get to seducing a girl with just 20 simple questions, preferably via texts. Dirty questions to ask a girl and make her wet It’s easy to ask these 20 questions when you’re sitting with her, but if she feels uncomfortable or believes you’re trying too hard or going too fast, you may end up blowing your chances. And you’ll have a hard time making her like you again. On the other hand, by texting a few sexy questions to a girl, you can always make it seem like a joke if she doesn’t warm up to you. It’s easy, safe and a foolproof way to turn a girl on from a distance. Use these questions, and if you charm the girl the right way, you could charm the pants off her and make out with her by the time you reach the twentieth question! The right questions to ask a girl Just use these questions and keep the conversation going by answering any other questions she may ask. It’ll all work out in your favor if you play it carefully and stick to these 20 questions all along the way. And the best part, it’ll work wonders if she’s your girlfriend or even if she’s a flirty girl you have a crush on. Ask her these questions late at night for best results! #1 Are you alone? This question is perfect to understand if she’s idle and all alone at home. You obviously can’t flirt or talk sex if her friends are around her. Say something bold like “I wish I could be there with you” when she reciprocates with an affirmative. #2 What are you doing right now? Play it nice and slow. This can help you be certain that she’s alone and bored enough to give you her complete attention. #3 Do you like cuddling when you lie in bed? Warm her up to a flirty conversation without overstepping the line. This can help open her up by talking about cuddling with someone else. #4 What do you wear when you go to bed? / What are you wearing? A curious question that’s perfect to ask a girl when she’s in bed already. It’s personal, and yet not too sexual. Say something like “Gosh, I can only imagine how cute you look right now” when she describes herself. If it’s your girlfriend, ask her what’s she’s wearing and if she doesn’t mention her lingerie *which she may not without a bit of coaxing*, ask about her lingerie and also the color. A perfect start. #5 What do you think you look sexiest in? Get her to talk sexual by talking about her sexy clothing. It’s flattering and definitely sexual. #6 Have you ever watched someone else make out accidentally or on purpose? This question gets both of you in the mood. And yet, by directing it at a third person, you can avoid any uncomfortable situation at the start. #7 Has a guy even touched you or discreetly groped you while clubbing or in a crowded place? Girls have a thing about sexual groping. Even if it’s accidental, it’s something they just don’t forget. You can answer something like “I wish I could have been that guy!” after she tells you about an incident she likes. #8 Have you ever made out with a guy just because you were horny at that time? Find out if she’s a girl who can be coaxed into having sex with a guy in the heat of the moment. #9 If you had a pair of x-ray glasses, which part of a guy’s body *below his shoulders* would you see first? Time to get naughty. Really, how many things can a girl take a look at below a guy’s shoulders? Let her answer the question so you always make it seem like she’s the one talking dirty and not you. #10 Do you like boxers or briefs? This is a clichéd question and even if a girl doesn’t care about it, she’d most probably say that she likes a boxer. Answer this question by telling her what you’re wearing. The whole focus here is to get her to think of your package without really making it obvious. #11 What’s your secret move to turn a guy on? By asking her to visualize making out with a guy and describe it to you, you’re making her fantasize about sex. And at the same time, she may go into details just to prove how good she is sexually. #12 If there’s one place a guy should touch you to make you horny, which is that? This goes straight to sex and arousal. And if she does answer this truthfully, in all probability, she’s already aroused. #13 Does a massage make you wet? A full body massage makes almost all girls wet. You can always tell her something like “Just so you know, I came first in my masseuse class and I would love to give you a massage. And don’t worry, now that I know you get horny while getting a massage, I’ll linger in all the right places.” #14 If I kissed your lips accidentally while kissing goodbye, would you mind it? Make her imagine your kiss. It’s a perfect question to get her to pucker up. #15 Do you like giving an oral or getting one? No matter what she answers, you can always answer with the opposite of what she says. If she likes giving an oral, say you like getting it. If she likes getting it, tell her you love giving it! #16 How do you think my body would look better, shaved or natural? Isn’t it a nice thought to know that the girl you like is picturing you naked the minute you ask her this question? #17 What should a guy do to make you wet? Get straight to the sweet spot. And when she does answer this question, talk about question #12 again and get descriptive about her pleasure spots. #18 If I were whispering all these questions in your ear, would you be turned on? If you’ve got the conversation going this far, she’s obviously wet already. But it always sounds a lot better hearing it from the girl you’re texting. #19 If you didn’t have a boyfriend, do you think we would have made out with each other? / If I were with you right now, do you think we would have kissed each other? This question can actually get you into her bed, but you need to wait for the last question to get an invitation from her. #20 If a guy wants to come over to your place and make out with you right now, would you like that? Don’t talk about yourself just yet, unless you already know she wants you to come over. If she answers “yes”, go full speed ahead to her place. Otherwise, play the seduction game for a few more minutes before telling her you want to come to her place right that instant.

DOCTOR SAYS LOOKING AT BUSTY WOMEN FOR 10 MUNITES A DAY IS GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH.

Staring at busty women can lengthen your life, scientists have proved. A German study, published in the New England Journal of Medicine, concludes that staring at women’s breasts for a few minutes daily is better for your health than going to the gym. “Just 10 minutes of looking at the charms of well-endowed females is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out,” said author Dr Karen Weatherby, an expert on ageing. The research team, led by Dr Weatherby, spent five years monitoring the effects of this unique discovery. The men who were told to stare at bosoms daily had lower blood pressure and slower resting pulse rates and also decreased their risk of coronary artery disease. Dr Weatherby explained: “Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. “There’s no question – gazing at large breasts makes men healthier.” She also recommends that men over 40 should spend at least 10 minutes daily admiring breasts sized D-cup or larger. Watch this video.

HOW I SURVIVED TWO DAYS UNDER THE ATLANTIC OCEAN - NIGERIA CHEF OF CHEVRON'S SHIPWRECKED TUGBOAT (JASCON4).

The chef of a tugboat that capsized spent more than two days underwater in the submerged vessel by surviving in an airpocket. Okene Harrison is one of a tug's 12 person crew aboard the Jascon 4 to survive last month's tragedy off the coast of Nigeria. He was eventually rescued by a team of divers. His story below as reported by TheNat:ion In the early hours of May 26, the cook onboard AHT Jascon 4, an oil service tugboat working for Chevron, left his bed. Harrison Okene is an early riser; he loves to get a headstart over his colleagues aboard. The vessel was one of many on the fleet of West Africa Ventures (WAV), a Nigerian subsidiary of Dutch-based marine contractor, Sea Truck Group. The time was just about 4.30am. He went to the bathroom to ease himself as he listened to the familiar sound of the vessel cutting through the choppy waters of the Atlantic Ocean. In other cabins, crew members comprising four cadets on industrial training from the Maritime Academy of Nigeria, Oron, Akwa Ibom State, were fast asleep, with their doors firmly secured behind. The menace of sea pirates and other marauders, who routinely rob, attack and abduct crew members of such vessel, forced vessels operating in the region to enforce strict security measures once it is dark. The dozen seamen, comprising 11 Nigerians and the Ukrainian captain of the vessel, bolted their doors behind on the night of May 25 before going to bed. The boat was on a routine assignment with a tanker vessel at the Single Buoy Mooring (SBM) #3 in the BOP, a crude loading terminal of CNL. It seemed to be going on so well until that morning when, after a sudden violent turn, it plunged into the Atlantic, which may have now become its final resting place. What caused the rugged tugboat, which was built in 2004, to keel over was yet unknown at the time of this report. Chevron’s General Manager in charge of Policy, Government and Public Affairs, Mr. Deji Haastrup, said initial report indicated that the accident was caused by a “sudden ocean swell”. That ‘ocean swell’ also began a nearly 72-hour ordeal under the belly of the Atlantic Ocean for the cherub-faced Okene, who was barely days away from marking the fifth anniversary of his wedding to his heartthrob, Akpos. A source, who pleaded for anonymity, said: “It was about 5am when the accident occurred. The vessel was one of the three towing a tanker to the loading point when it occurred. The sea was very rough and the wave was beating on the vessel and it was windy and turbulent. The tension rope snapped and obviously unbalanced the vessel thereby causing it to capsize.” Okene was dazed by the turn of event. He recalled in an exclusive interview with The Nation on Tuesday: “I was dazed and everywhere was dark as I was thrown from one end of the small cubicle to another. “I made my way out of the toilet, groped through the dark into a place I imagined was the officers’ rest room. From there I moved to engineers’ office. I wasn’t seeing (anything), I was just feeling my way with my hands. I knew that if there is a vent, I would find a door, key and the knob. When I find a door, I try and get something (a stopper) to keep it open.” Naked, except for a pair of black boxers short, Okene started the long road to survival. He moved from one part of the vessel to the other until he found an object with two flashing lights. “I saw a light vest with two lights. It showed me that that was a room. When I went to another room, I saw a draw with tools. I took out the lights (from the vest) and put them inside my boxers.” When he located the part of the sunken vessel where he felt safest, Harrison began the long wait for rescue, if it would come. He said he spent the time playing back the tape of his life, thinking about his wife, mother, family and friends. As he waited, the water started to rise in the cabin, so he took out two mattresses he got from the cabin and stacked one on the other. Working with some of the tools he got from the office, he built a rack on top the platform down, praying and waiting. “I prayed about a hundred times. When I was tired, I started calling on the name of God. I was just calling on His name for divine intervention. I started reminiscing on the verses I read before I slept. I read the Bible from Psalm 54 to 92. My wife had sent me the verses to read that night when she called me before I went to bed.” Unwanted Visitors As he waited and prayed, Okene pondered the fate of his friends and colleagues, most of whom he chatted, played and laughed with the night before the accident. After what seemed like eternity inside the dark lonely confinement, he felt the movement of unwanted visitors in the form of fishes (sharks or/and barracudas) swimming in and out of the adjoining spaces. Then he heard sounds as if the fishes were either fighting or eating something big that could possibly be the flesh of dead men. “At that point I was very scared,” he said. But determined not to go down without a fight, he groped in the dark for a weapon to defend himself if the invaders entered his space. He found it in the form of a plank. “I said so this is how I am going to die? What would happen to my wife? So, she will become a widow. I don’t even have a child yet. What about my mother and everybody I love? So I will never see them again!” He was cold (temperature was put at about freezing point), hungry and scared as the time ticked away, but his major concern was for survival. He had no clock with him, so he didn’t even know that he had been there for about two days. After what seemed like eternity, he said he heard humming like that of a boat’s engine. “Then I heard sound like anchor dropping again. I also heard sound of paddling and divers’ craft moving around the boat. I also heard hammering sound from afar.” The sound lifted him. But with the size of the boat, it would take a miracle for the rescue diver to locate him. He decided to make it easier for them. Waddling through the room, he found more tools, including a hammer. He began to strip the wall of the cabin until he got to the steel body. “I started using the hammer to hit the wall to attract the divers. I heard them moving about. They were far away from where I was. I did that for some minutes and stopped. After a while, the sound died.” As the sound of the rescue team drifted away, his hopes for rescue petered out with it. “No Survivor” Meanwhile, back at the base, the management of the firm had contacted relatives of those on board. Rumours were rife that all 12 crew died. Among those who heard the report on Monday evening were Okene’s elder brother and his sister-in-law. They were told that the bodies of victims had been found. His wife said a family friend called that she should be advised to go and identify her husband’s remains. Worried about how to break the sad news to his mother and wife, the older Okene deceived the mother that there was a family meeting in Lagos. He intended to break the news to her there in the presence of older relatives who would manage the situation. Recalling the drama, his mother said: “As we were going to Lagos that Tuesday, his elder brother kept calling and he was always talking in codes and hushed tone. I was curious, but he assured me that it was just business discussions with clients. “I did not know that Odjegba (Okene) was involved in an accident at sea and that was why he was acting suspicious and that was why they were dragging me to Lagos,” Mrs. Okene told our reporter. He’s alive Underwater, minutes or hours later, he couldn’t tell, but soon after the first rescuer left without locating him, Okene said he heard another sound. This time it got closer and he could feel movement in the water underneath him. Sensing that the latest team held the keys to his escape from a slow, sad death, Okene jumped into the icy water and went in search of his rescuer. “My hands and feet were very white (pale). When I located him, I was the one who touched the diver, I touched his head and he was shocked. He was searching and I just saw the light, so I jumped into the water. As he was shocked, he stretched out his hands. I touched him.” The news was quickly relayed to the rescue ship through video camera and other communication gadgets attached to the diver. The confirmation of a survivor elicited jubilation. Okene said he heard voices from the diver’s speaker shouting “there is a survivor, he is alive.” Locating the survivor was the first part of the difficult task for the multinational Search and Rescue team, which immediately started the process of bringing him out of the water alive and with minimum damage. His rescuer, a South African identified simply as Nico, was amazed by his calmness as he waited for his evacuation. Asked how he managed to remain so calm, he said: “At that point, I knew there was nothing I could do for myself again. God had done the most part. I just had to wait and see.” A safety rope and oxygen mask were later deployed. But before he could be brought out, his body pressure had to be kept at a safe level. So, a vial of warm water was also sent down for a quick bath after which he and the diver got into the decompression chamber (DCC) for the journey back to ‘life’. At 7pm, over 60 hours after he went into the toilet, Okene was brought out of the ill-fated Jascon 4 alive. A statement from the vessel owners confirmed this development: “We are able to report that divers have found and identified one survivor, Mr Okene Harrison. He was the vessel’s cook and of Nigerian nationality. Mr Harrison was medically examined and he is currently in a stable condition and under treatment on board the diving support vessel.” Okene described how he felt when he first came out of the water: “When we came out, I saw the stars in the sky and I thought I must have been in the water for the whole day. I thought it was the Sunday evening. It was after I left the DCC that I was told that I had spent over two days there,” he recalled with a smile. Meanwhile, his wife of five years was completely in the dark about what her husband was going through. She thought he was still at work, while those who wanted to communicate the ‘sad’ news were unable to reach her because she had misplaced her GSM handset hours before the accident. “I will just attribute everything to the grace of God,” Mrs. Akpos Okene said. Rescue Operation is called off On Friday morning, one survivor and 10 bodies after, WAV called off the rescue operation, much to the angst of family members of the last seafarer, who until then were hoping for a miraculous story similar to Okene’s. A statement by the company said, “The search and rescue operation that has been under way since 26 May has had to be stopped for safety reasons.” It said the upside-down position of the vessel made it unstable and risky to its rescue divers. WAV CEO Jacques Roomans extended the company’s “deepest sympathy” to all affected family members. Nevertheless, grieving families are asking questions about what led to the fatal accident that took 11 lives? Was it failure of equipment? Was it human error? Whatever the answers, they will be no consolation for the families of Richard Egbe, Basil, parents of four students of MAN, Oron, who got drowned. Okene said, in spite of his good fortune, he was saddened by the death of so many friends, noting that their deaths showed him that not everybody gets a second chance at life. “We know how much we owe God for this,” his wife said. You May Also Like -

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OGA.   The naked man in the picture above is a lecturer in Delta state university , Theartre Arts department and the incident happened some days ago.
According to the gist , the lecturer had threatened to fail one of his female student Tega if she refuse to sleep with him.
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Unknown to him, Tega had arranged with her male friend and neighbors that they were to barge into her room once she got him completely naked.
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The naked man in the picture above is a lecturer in Delta State University, Theatre Arts department and the incident happened on friday (5 days ago)

According to our reader who sent us the gist, the lecturer had threatened to fail one of his female students Tega if she refused to sleep with him.

Initially, Tega had rejected his advances, but when Mr Lecturer's wahala became plenty, then he threatened to fail her, Tega gave in. Well kinda.

Cos somehow, she was able to convince her lecturer to let them have the sex at her apartment instead of a hotel room. - See more at: http://www.kanyiokeke.com/2013/06/pictures-of-delta-state-university.html?utm_source=BP_recent#sthash.fejYhNOd.dpuf

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 The naked man in the picture above is a lecturer in Delta State University, Theatre Arts department and the incident happened on friday (5 days ago)

TAccording to our reader who sent us the gist, the lecturer had threatened to fail one of his female students Tega if she refused to sleep with him.

Initially, Tega had rejected his advances, but when Mr Lecturer's wahala became plenty, then he threatened to fail her, Tega gave in. Well kinda.

Cos somehow, she was able to convince her lecturer to let them have the sex at her apartment instead of a hotel room. - See more at: http://www.kanyiokeke.com/2013/06/pictures-of-delta-state-university.html?utm_source=BP_recent#sthash.fejYhNOd.dpuf

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